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Unity Denies Links to Russia

January 13, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

Unity spokesperson of the week John “Big Package” Looburd responded to the latest allegations from ten centimeter man today. Mr Looburd said, “These latest allegations […]

Unity Resolves for 2018 to Forget About IPL for Another Year

January 6, 2018 Troll in Chief 1

The Manchineel reached out to Unity regarding IPL. Unity Spokesman for Undesirable Questions, John “Delaydem” Norburd said, “Previously we had stated that we simply do […]

Douglas Says Harris May Have Been Born in China, Demands to See Birth Certificate

May 12, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Denzil Douglas is again making headlines with his statements, “Timothy Harris was born in China and therefore is not eligible to be PM of our […]

Coconut Tree Falls in Conaree, Denzil Calls on Harris to Resign

May 11, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

A moderately heavy rainstorm is passing St. Kitts and Nevis and will continue into tomorrow. Early damage reports include flooding, and a coconut tree which […]

Debate Ensues Over Timothy Hill Tunnel Naming

January 21, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

The Timothy Hill Tunnel was opened mid last year and was started under the Labour government of Denzil Douglas. Because the project was started under […]

Unity says IPL not a priority because Unity is honest

January 21, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Citizens have continued to pressure Unity on their promise to pass an Integrity in Public Life Act (IPL). Denzil Douglas campaigned on a platform of […]

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    Friars Bay Bars Given An Additional Option to Relocate
  • NASA to Choose Mars Candidate From St. Kitts & Nevis
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    Canadian Tourist Complains About Sobriety Test
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  • Dr. Douglas to Undergo Emergency SurgeryDr. Douglas to Undergo Emergency Surgery

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