KFC to Rebrand and Go Local

John “Frog Legs” Wolkins, the “Meat” Procurement Manager for KFC SKN announced today their intent to rebrand. “We will still be KFC, but KFC will no longer stand for Kentucky Fried Chicken but instead Kittitian Funky Chicken.”

“We also want to source more of our ingredients locally so we are switching from antibiotic laden American Chicken in favor of locally sourced organically raised mountain chicken.”

“This has an added benefit of adding an authentic Caribbean flair and flavor to our product and differentiating us from other fast foods in The Caribbean. All of our mountain chickens are free range and cruelty free.”

“Tourism has already advised us that there is great interest coming from the French islands and we may begin to export and offer delivery via LIAT.”