MuMu Variant Confirmed in St Kitts
Not to be confused with the Mu variant previously discovered in Mexico, the MuMu (Caribbean Creole word for a stupid person) variant has been found […]
Health Dept (PHD)
JNF Hospital Warns About Increase of Testicular Separations in The Federation
James N France Hospital Public Relations Officer for Testicular Issues (JNFHPROTI), Simuel “Sea Man” Johnson wishes to alert the public to an increase of testicular […]
Residents Discover Weed and Tint in Frigate Bay
John “De Original Clearman” Johnson of Frigate Bay who lives near the dumpster on Sea Mist Drive told The Manchineel, “I know where there is […]
New Dangerous Strain of Marijuana Found in St. Kitts
According to some residents a new very dangerous strain of marijuana has been discovered in St. Kitts. Apparently some students at the CFBC agricultural program […]
Dr. Douglas to Undergo Emergency Surgery
Reports of Dr. Douglas being rushed to JNF last night (Oct 28) are circulating various social media platforms. Ms. Siobhon “Labafuever” Lows said, “Dr. Douglas […]
“Foot” Diseases Spread to the Federation
The Ministry of Health has reported that “there are increasing cases of Hand-Foot-and-Mouth Disease (HFMD) in the Federation”. Acting Public Relations Officer for the Ministry […]