The Manchineel
The Manchineel

The Manchineel

The Federation's only unaccredited satirical authentic thruthiness site. Ah de nooz u duz need!

  • Home
  • About
  • Credits
  • Non Satire
    • Michael – Habitual Child Sex Predator
    • Save Our Beaches
    • The Wrong Reaction

Health Dept (PHD)

MuMu Variant Confirmed in St Kitts

September 11, 2021 Troll in Chief 0

Not to be confused with the Mu variant previously discovered in Mexico, the MuMu (Caribbean Creole word for a stupid person) variant has been found […]

JNF Hospital Warns About Increase of Testicular Separations in The Federation

July 3, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

James N France Hospital Public Relations Officer for Testicular Issues (JNFHPROTI), Simuel “Sea Man” Johnson wishes to alert the public to an increase of testicular […]

Residents Discover Weed and Tint in Frigate Bay

January 26, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

John “De Original Clearman” Johnson of Frigate Bay who lives near the dumpster on Sea Mist Drive told The Manchineel, “I know where there is […]

New Dangerous Strain of Marijuana Found in St. Kitts

January 9, 2018 Troll in Chief 2

According to some residents a new very dangerous strain of marijuana has been discovered in St. Kitts. Apparently some students at the CFBC agricultural program […]

Dr. Douglas to Undergo Emergency Surgery

October 29, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Reports of Dr. Douglas being rushed to JNF last night (Oct 28) are circulating various social media platforms. Ms. Siobhon “Labafuever” Lows said, “Dr. Douglas […]

“Foot” Diseases Spread to the Federation

October 27, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

The Ministry of Health has reported that “there are increasing cases of Hand-Foot-and-Mouth Disease (HFMD) in the Federation”. Acting Public Relations Officer for the Ministry […]

Top Posts

  • Homeowner robbed at gunpoint, calls St Kitts Fire Services for help
    Homeowner robbed at gunpoint, calls St Kitts Fire Services for help
  • Convicted Repeat Child Sex Predator Now Living in St. Kitts
    Convicted Repeat Child Sex Predator Now Living in St. Kitts

Selected Posts

  • Government Announces Duty Free Import of TanksGovernment Announces Duty Free Import of Tanks
  • 50 Cent to Return to St. Kitts in Dec 201850 Cent to Return to St. Kitts in Dec 2018
  • Friars Bay Bars Given An Additional Option to RelocateFriars Bay Bars Given An Additional Option to Relocate
  • Dr Douglas to Abandon Blackberry in Favor of Samsung Note 7Dr Douglas to Abandon Blackberry in Favor of Samsung Note 7
  • Dr Douglas Suggests Resuscitating Sugar IndustryDr Douglas Suggests Resuscitating Sugar Industry

Categories

  • Non Satire (12)
    • Dashcam Diaries – Bus Holes & Taxi Turds (7)
  • Satire (135)
    • Business (43)
      • Best Buy (1)
      • Dominos Pizza (1)
      • FLOW (11)
      • KFC (1)
      • LIAT (7)
      • Rams (4)
      • Rituals (1)
      • Sea Bridge (1)
      • SKELEC (8)
      • The Cable (2)
      • ValuMart (1)
      • Western Union (1)
    • Crime (20)
    • Environment (3)
    • Government (67)
      • CBI (Citizenship by Investment) (6)
      • Customs (1)
      • Education (1)
      • Fire Services (3)
      • Health Dept (PHD) (6)
      • Inland Revenue (IRD) (1)
      • National Housing Corp (NHC) (1)
      • National Museum (3)
      • National Security (1)
      • Parks & Beaches Unit (PBU) (4)
      • Public Works (PWD) (21)
      • RSCNPF (Police) (23)
        • Her Majesty's Prison (HMP) (1)
        • Traffic Dept (7)
      • Water Services Dept (WSD) (1)
    • International (13)
      • Florida (2)
    • Lifestyle (7)
    • Other (4)
    • Politics (19)
      • Labour (15)
      • Unity (6)
    • Tourism (21)
      • South Friars Beach (5)
    • Tronald Dump (4)
  • Seen About Town (2)
  • Uncategorized (1)

Check out our Facebook page

Check out our Facebook page

Archives

  • September 2021 (3)
  • January 2021 (1)
  • December 2020 (1)
  • November 2020 (1)
  • September 2020 (1)
  • October 2019 (1)
  • September 2019 (1)
  • March 2019 (1)
  • January 2019 (2)
  • December 2018 (1)
  • July 2018 (2)
  • May 2018 (1)
  • April 2018 (1)
  • March 2018 (1)
  • February 2018 (14)
  • January 2018 (48)
  • December 2017 (2)
  • October 2017 (11)
  • September 2017 (2)
  • August 2017 (4)
  • June 2017 (6)
  • May 2017 (10)
  • March 2017 (4)
  • February 2017 (10)
  • January 2017 (20)

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org

Copyright © 2023 | WordPress Theme by MH Themes

 

Loading Comments...