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Coy Resorts to Cease Current Operations

January 5, 2019 Troll in Chief 0

January 5, 2019 via MNN News Wire Coy Resorts International (CRI) today is announcing that it will cease operations as currently planned and restructure its […]

TDC = They Don’t Care

January 3, 2019 Troll in Chief 0

Vacation in St. Kitts! Reserve a car, arrive, get a car. Simple right? Not if you use TDC Thrifty! I had family come to visit […]

PWD Unity Cones or Eco Cones?

December 13, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

PWD is again seeking citizen input on a decision regarding road repairs. John “Cashia Bush” Smuthson, the current acting supervisor of road repairs in non politically […]

Ram’s Introduces “Priceless” Values Nearly Store Wide!

July 6, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

Call to Action Although it is the law in SKN that all such items MUST BE PRICED (See VAT act), Ram’s refuses to care and […]

JNF Hospital Warns About Increase of Testicular Separations in The Federation

July 3, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

James N France Hospital Public Relations Officer for Testicular Issues (JNFHPROTI), Simuel “Sea Man” Johnson wishes to alert the public to an increase of testicular […]

Government Announces Electric Hybrid Car Program

May 12, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

SKELEC and the Government of St. Kitts and Nevis have partnered with world renowned Teesla Motors of Shenzen and Dubai based firm Eel and Mosque […]

896togo prepares for 420togo

April 4, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

John “Speedy Gonzales” Astuffan, Manager of 896ToGo Delivery fleet has announced that they are eagerly watching the results of the St. Kitts & Nevis Marijuana […]

ST.KITTS-NEVIS TOURISM SPINSTER ANNOUNCES US$3ZILLION INVESTMENT BY ELON MOSQUE

March 2, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

On March 1, 2018 the following was posted on Facebook by The Minister of Tourism for St. Kitts and Nevis (link): Many readers were skeptical, […]

TA434 – The Original Seamoss Man

February 28, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

So here I am in Bird Rock way down by the bakery. I haven’t even reached the road before TDC Auto yet. There are at […]

Friars Bay Bars Given An Additional Option to Relocate

February 23, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

“We want our citizens to know that we hear them” said John “Maddoff” Juseph, head of Hotel & Resort Planning for St. Kitts & Nevis. […]

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