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RSCNPF to offer expedited response to 911 calls

January 19, 2017 Troll in Chief 1

In response to the homeowner who was robbed at gun point last week and who called Fire Services instead of the police, the Royal St Christopher […]

PEP program to be replaced with “something better”

January 19, 2017 Troll in Chief 1

Team Unity continues to point out the expensive problem created by the PEP program. The PEP program created by the former administration sucks $2 million […]

Homeowner robbed at gunpoint, calls St Kitts Fire Services for help

January 19, 2017 Troll in Chief 1

Homeowner John Bingham was robbed at gunpoint for the second time last week at his residence in Frigate Bay. This time he did something different. […]

After delivering low voltage yesterday, SKELEC to make up for it with high voltage today

January 19, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Areas of St Kitts were affected by low voltage conditions yesterday. Consumers complained of paying for service that they were not receiving. SKELEC has responded […]

Dr Douglas Suggests Resuscitating Sugar Industry

January 19, 2017 Troll in Chief 2

Dr Douglas being in the opposition party has not slowed down his political ambitions and this week announced his plan to revitalize St Kitts economy […]

New Less Expensive CBI Option To Be Explored

January 19, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

The St Kitts Nevis Passport CBI program has been an overwhelming success but the government worries that with the minimum of $250,000 it may be […]

Extreme Cold Weather Affecting Members of Parliament

January 19, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

A recent cold spell affecting the twin islands of St Kitts and Nevis has had residents pulling out sweaters from backs of closets, but the […]

IMMEDIATE RELEASE – The Cable seeks to rebrand

January 19, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Looking to the future The Cable desires to follow with the times and has decided to rebrand itself. From April 1, 2017 […]

IMMEDIATE RELEASE – LIAT to rebrand to better match its image

January 19, 2017 Troll in Chief 1

Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of LIAT Mr. Ian Slate says the company is wishing to improve its image in light of recent events and feels that […]

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