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Gov Duhsantis: Everyone Has a Right To COVID

September 11, 2021 Troll in Chief 0

Governor Ron Duhsantis said today that “Everyone has a right to COVID”. “In Floriduh we want to ensure that everyone of our residents and school […]

Freedom Air Starts Service to Caribbean

September 9, 2021 Troll in Chief 1

Ron Duhsantis has created a partnership with Floriduh Aviation Inc to create the world’s first freedom centered airline. Ron Duhsantis in a press conference said, […]

Amazon to Introduce Amazon GECHO

February 1, 2018 Troll in Chief 1

Amazon is reaching out the The Caribbean with a pilot program first available in St. Kitts & Nevis. The Amazon GECHO is similar to Amazon’s […]

Trump Hotel Brand Expresses Interest in St. Kitts

February 1, 2018 Troll in Chief 1

Ritz Carlton on South Friars is part of a larger project. Could the other part be Trump Hotels? John “Grabem All” Tramp, a spokesman for […]

Canadian Tourist Complains About Sobriety Test

January 29, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

A Canadian tourist while visiting The Federation was suspected of driving under the influence of alcohol and stopped by RSCNPF to undergo a sobriety test. […]

Poutine Triangle Discovered in St. Kitts

January 26, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

An area of supernatural occurrences known as the Bermuda Triangle is well known, but lesser known is St. Kitts’ own Poutine Triangle. It is referred […]

Samsung to be Special Olympic Sponsor

January 18, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

With Samsung being headquartered in South Korea it should be no surprise that Samsung will be a huge sponsor of the upcoming Olympics in South […]

50 Cent to Return to St. Kitts in Dec 2018

January 16, 2018 Troll in Chief 1

Samuel “10 Cent” Robinson, 50 Cent’s Manager announced earlier that 50 Cent wants his $1100 back from St. Kitts. As it turns out, he plans […]

NASA to Choose Mars Candidate From St. Kitts & Nevis

January 16, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

NASA has turned its sights outward towards The Caribbean, specifically St. Kitts & Nevis. James “Rocketman” Jones, Mars Mars Agency Recruitment Specialist (MARS) said, “We […]

50 Cent Wants His $1100 Back from St. Kitts

January 16, 2018 Troll in Chief 1

In 2016 during his performance at MusicFest, 50 Cent was arrested for indecent language and fined $1100. Samuel “10 Cent” Robinson, 50 Cent’s Manager told […]

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