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SKELEC Seeks Public Help in Finding Current Thieves

January 31, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

SKELEC has appealed to the public in helping to find unauthorized electric connections and has noticed an increase in illegal connections in 2017.  Stealing electricity […]

Residents Discover Weed and Tint in Frigate Bay

January 26, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

John “De Original Clearman” Johnson of Frigate Bay who lives near the dumpster on Sea Mist Drive told The Manchineel, “I know where there is […]

RSCNPF to Create SWAT Team

January 15, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

John “tint turns me on” Juffers, Acting Head of St. Kitts & Nevis Tint Terrorism Unit has announced that they will be converting his unit […]

Stolen Police Car Located in Half Moon

January 9, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

“Last week a police car was stolen from the Frigate Bay Outpost and we have been searching for it ever since,” said John “Pink Panther” […]

New Dangerous Strain of Marijuana Found in St. Kitts

January 9, 2018 Troll in Chief 2

According to some residents a new very dangerous strain of marijuana has been discovered in St. Kitts. Apparently some students at the CFBC agricultural program […]

Dr Douglas to Abandon Blackberry in Favor of Samsung Note 7

January 9, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

Ms. Siobhon “Labafahevuh” Lows the acting Public Relations Officer of Propoganda (PROP) for the Labour Party issued the following statement. “Dr. Douglas is currently on […]

Unity Resolves for 2018 to Forget About IPL for Another Year

January 6, 2018 Troll in Chief 1

The Manchineel reached out to Unity regarding IPL. Unity Spokesman for Undesirable Questions, John “Delaydem” Norburd said, “Previously we had stated that we simply do […]

FLOW Announces New Broadband Speeds

October 17, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Kittitian Entrepreneur Patents Vehicle Recovery Device

October 16, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

With the now frequent theft of vehicles in St Kitts & Nevis a young Kittitian entrepreneur thinks she has an innovative idea to help recover […]

Tourist Questioned on Terrorism Suspicions

August 3, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

A resident driver of St. Kitts, Mr. Ian Boiley today may have averted a potential terrorist attack on The Federation. “I heard see sumting, say […]

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    Breaking News: LIAT to Resume Limited COVID Operations
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    Residents to Receive Double Electricity in December
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    Get FREE electricity with SKELEC Rewards Program
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