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Unity Denies Links to Russia

January 13, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

Unity spokesperson of the week John “Big Package” Looburd responded to the latest allegations from ten centimeter man today. Mr Looburd said, “These latest allegations […]

Dr Douglas to Abandon Blackberry in Favor of Samsung Note 7

January 9, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

Ms. Siobhon “Labafahevuh” Lows the acting Public Relations Officer of Propoganda (PROP) for the Labour Party issued the following statement. “Dr. Douglas is currently on […]

Unity Resolves for 2018 to Forget About IPL for Another Year

January 6, 2018 Troll in Chief 1

The Manchineel reached out to Unity regarding IPL. Unity Spokesman for Undesirable Questions, John “Delaydem” Norburd said, “Previously we had stated that we simply do […]

Dr. Douglas to Undergo Emergency Surgery

October 29, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Reports of Dr. Douglas being rushed to JNF last night (Oct 28) are circulating various social media platforms. Ms. Siobhon “Labafuever” Lows said, “Dr. Douglas […]

“Foot” Diseases Spread to the Federation

October 27, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

The Ministry of Health has reported that “there are increasing cases of Hand-Foot-and-Mouth Disease (HFMD) in the Federation”. Acting Public Relations Officer for the Ministry […]

Douglas Says Orange is the New Red

May 13, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

“Orange is in. I know Labour is Red, but I suggest we change our red to ‘American Orange’. I’ve tried it and I like it […]

Labour March So Massive Yuge, Almost 2 Minibusses Needed To Get Participants Home

May 13, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Today Labour held a march and nearly two dozen participants showed up despite the sweltering hot day and strong sun. So many Labour participants showed […]

Tenman Now Says He is Elevenman

May 12, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Denzil Douglas who self styled himself as “Ten man in one” and adopted the nick “tenman” wants to now change it to “Eleven man in […]

Douglas Calls for Ban on Chinese Visitors “Until we figure out what is going on”

May 12, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

“Denzil Douglas is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Chinese entering the Federation until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on,” his campaign […]

Douglas Says Harris May Have Been Born in China, Demands to See Birth Certificate

May 12, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Denzil Douglas is again making headlines with his statements, “Timothy Harris was born in China and therefore is not eligible to be PM of our […]

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