Unity Denies Links to Russia
Unity spokesperson of the week John “Big Package” Looburd responded to the latest allegations from ten centimeter man today. Mr Looburd said, “These latest allegations […]
Politics
Dr Douglas to Abandon Blackberry in Favor of Samsung Note 7
Ms. Siobhon “Labafahevuh” Lows the acting Public Relations Officer of Propoganda (PROP) for the Labour Party issued the following statement. “Dr. Douglas is currently on […]
Unity Resolves for 2018 to Forget About IPL for Another Year
The Manchineel reached out to Unity regarding IPL. Unity Spokesman for Undesirable Questions, John “Delaydem” Norburd said, “Previously we had stated that we simply do […]
Dr. Douglas to Undergo Emergency Surgery
Reports of Dr. Douglas being rushed to JNF last night (Oct 28) are circulating various social media platforms. Ms. Siobhon “Labafuever” Lows said, “Dr. Douglas […]
“Foot” Diseases Spread to the Federation
The Ministry of Health has reported that “there are increasing cases of Hand-Foot-and-Mouth Disease (HFMD) in the Federation”. Acting Public Relations Officer for the Ministry […]
Douglas Says Orange is the New Red
“Orange is in. I know Labour is Red, but I suggest we change our red to ‘American Orange’. I’ve tried it and I like it […]
Labour March So Massive Yuge, Almost 2 Minibusses Needed To Get Participants Home
Today Labour held a march and nearly two dozen participants showed up despite the sweltering hot day and strong sun. So many Labour participants showed […]
Tenman Now Says He is Elevenman
Denzil Douglas who self styled himself as “Ten man in one” and adopted the nick “tenman” wants to now change it to “Eleven man in […]
Douglas Calls for Ban on Chinese Visitors “Until we figure out what is going on”
“Denzil Douglas is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Chinese entering the Federation until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on,” his campaign […]
Douglas Says Harris May Have Been Born in China, Demands to See Birth Certificate
Denzil Douglas is again making headlines with his statements, “Timothy Harris was born in China and therefore is not eligible to be PM of our […]