RSCNPF Announces New Emergency Phone Number
Today Officer John “Godot” Pegsun, acting PRO for the month of June, of the RSCNPF announced that as part of their crime reduction strategy the […]
Month: June 2017
RSCNPF Officially Adopts “Island Time”
In this video we can see that there are hundreds of cars backed up all the way from Conaree to Cayon. Hundreds of people were […]
Prayers Creating Violent Youth
Unofficial officials of the Heavens Communication Network have released a statement recently, “To all useless Christians, sending prayers without actually doing anything or participating in […]
Fair Share of Heat for All!
In an effort to equalize the heat provided to motorists on the east side of the island, the St. Christopher police force upped its efforts […]
2% Tint Announced as Schedule 1 Drug
2% Tint announced as schedule 1 drug, next to weed it is listed as the most dangerous item to posses in the federation. Citizens are […]
Additional Writer Coming On Board
We are adding one more writer to our staff! We have a big back log of ideas and the writer has some of their own. […]