Rams Bird Rock to Open Exhibit in National Museum
John “Blue Cheese” Ramikan, Head of Rams Bird Rock “Meat” Department announced today Ram’s sponsoring of a new exhibit in The National Museum. “As we […]
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Government Proposes “Rock Fall Zone” to Help Traffic Safety
We couldn’t satire this article any better than the facts if we tried. An indent to push a button and maybe a falling cut stone […]
PWD Proposes Novel Fix to Museum Degradation
John “Cashia Bush” Smuthson who is now synonymous with PWD discussed the problem of pieces of The National Museum falling on people’s heads. “Even as […]