NHC and SKELEC to be brought under National Security
Police Commissioner Queeley several months ago announced that rental cars and government vehicles (except special security vehicles with exemptions) are not allowed to have any […]
Month: August 2017
Traffic Department Announces Special Exemption for Red Vehicles
Acting PRO for the Traffic Department, John “Where de tint” Murtin announced today blanket immunity for vehicles that were red in colour. “Red vehicles have […]
Horsford’s ValuMart Announces Massive Candy Sale
Horsford’s ValuMart today announced a massive candy sale. Director of Marketing, John Wooley said, “Summer is about fun, and candy is fun. Halloween is still […]
Tourist Questioned on Terrorism Suspicions
A resident driver of St. Kitts, Mr. Ian Boiley today may have averted a potential terrorist attack on The Federation. “I heard see sumting, say […]