Dr Douglas to Abandon Blackberry in Favor of Samsung Note 7
Ms. Siobhon “Labafahevuh” Lows the acting Public Relations Officer of Propoganda (PROP) for the Labour Party issued the following statement. “Dr. Douglas is currently on […]
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Dr. Douglas to Undergo Emergency Surgery
Reports of Dr. Douglas being rushed to JNF last night (Oct 28) are circulating various social media platforms. Ms. Siobhon “Labafuever” Lows said, “Dr. Douglas […]
Douglas Says Orange is the New Red
“Orange is in. I know Labour is Red, but I suggest we change our red to ‘American Orange’. I’ve tried it and I like it […]
Labour March So Massive Yuge, Almost 2 Minibusses Needed To Get Participants Home
Today Labour held a march and nearly two dozen participants showed up despite the sweltering hot day and strong sun. So many Labour participants showed […]
Tenman Now Says He is Elevenman
Denzil Douglas who self styled himself as “Ten man in one” and adopted the nick “tenman” wants to now change it to “Eleven man in […]
Douglas Calls for Ban on Chinese Visitors “Until we figure out what is going on”
“Denzil Douglas is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Chinese entering the Federation until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on,” his campaign […]
Douglas Says Harris May Have Been Born in China, Demands to See Birth Certificate
Denzil Douglas is again making headlines with his statements, “Timothy Harris was born in China and therefore is not eligible to be PM of our […]
Douglas Promises Ponies, Marcella Responds with Unicorns
Recently former Prime Minister Denzil Douglas made headlines again when he promised free ponies to voters if he was reelected. In a rare event of […]
Coconut Tree Falls in Conaree, Denzil Calls on Harris to Resign
A moderately heavy rainstorm is passing St. Kitts and Nevis and will continue into tomorrow. Early damage reports include flooding, and a coconut tree which […]
Denzil Douglas Promises Free Ponies
Seeking to entice voters to put Labour back into power in the next election, former Prime Minister Denzil Douglas has promised a free pony to […]