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Month: October 2017

Dr. Douglas to Undergo Emergency Surgery

October 29, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Reports of Dr. Douglas being rushed to JNF last night (Oct 28) are circulating various social media platforms. Ms. Siobhon “Labafuever” Lows said, “Dr. Douglas […]

“Foot” Diseases Spread to the Federation

October 27, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

The Ministry of Health has reported that “there are increasing cases of Hand-Foot-and-Mouth Disease (HFMD) in the Federation”. Acting Public Relations Officer for the Ministry […]

FLOW to Prevent Fraudulent Calls

October 18, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Oct 18, 2017 Basseterre, St Kitts Recently the US Federal Government’s FEMA agency warned Virgin Islanders about fraudulent phone calls related to […]

FLOW to Expand FLOW TV Offerings

October 18, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Oct 18, 2017 Basseterre, St Kitts FLOW recently launched with great fanfare, FLOW TV to offer FLOW customers television service in addition […]

FLOW Announces New Broadband Speeds

October 17, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

FLOW to Offer FREE Replacement Phones to Those Still Without Service

October 17, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Over a month later after Hurricane Maria, FLOW has yet to restore phone and Internet service to many customers in St Kitts & Nevis. Meanwhile […]

FLOW to Rebrand AGAIN

October 17, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Oct 17, 2017 Basseterre, St Kitts In the last decades FLOW has rebranded itself several times in an attempt to improve its […]

Kittitian Entrepreneur Patents Vehicle Recovery Device

October 16, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

With the now frequent theft of vehicles in St Kitts & Nevis a young Kittitian entrepreneur thinks she has an innovative idea to help recover […]

FLOW to Offshore Repair Department

October 16, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Oct 16, 2017 Basseterre, St Kitts FLOW has signed a contract with a telecom firm in India to provide repair services for […]

FLOW to Add New Mobile Prefix

October 16, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Oct 16, 2017 Basseterre, St Kitts Currently FLOW mobile customers enjoy the prefixes 662, 663, and 664 while Digicel uses 7xx and […]

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