Douglas Says Harris May Have Been Born in China, Demands to See Birth Certificate

Denzil Douglas is again making headlines with his statements, “Timothy Harris was born in China and therefore is not eligible to be PM of our Federation! Why doesn’t he show his birth certificate? There’s something on that birth certificate that he doesn’t like, and its the Chinese characters.”

“I have people that have been studying [Harris’ birth certificate] and they cannot believe what they’re finding. He doesn’t have a birth certificate, or if he does, there’s something on that certificate that is very bad for him.”

“Now, somebody told me — and I have no idea if this is bad for him or not, but perhaps it would be — that where it says ‘religion,’ it might have ‘Bhuddhist’ And if you’re a Bhuddhist, you don’t change your religion, by the way. If so Harris is not a Christian, and you know what Bhuddhists believe. Harris even looks like a Black Buddha with his bald head and portly belly.”

“There are three things that could happen. And one of them did happen. He was perhaps born in China. Very simple, OK? He was perhaps born in our Federation. But said he was born in China because if you say you were born in China, you got foreign aid and funding for our colleges. People were doing that. So perhaps he was born in this country, and that has a very big chance. Or, you know, who knows?”
“Who knows about Harris? … Who knows, who knows? Who cares right now?… I have my own theory on Harris. Someday I will write a book, I will do another book, and it will do very successfully.”