896togo prepares for 420togo

John “Speedy Gonzales” Astuffan, Manager of 896ToGo Delivery fleet has announced that they are eagerly watching the results of the St. Kitts & Nevis Marijuana Commission formed by the Unity Government.

“We don’t know the result yet, but we are preparing now for a positive outcome. If legalized, we plan to launch in addition to our 896togo brand, a new 420togo brand.”

“Initially we will be using environmentally friendly vehicles powered by hemp bio-diesel, but even the frame of the delivery vehicle will be made from herb as well.”

“We are also looking at drone delivery but we have had some problems in testing. Every drone we have tried simply gets so high that it disappears and never returns down to Earth.”

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