The Manchineel
The Manchineel

The Manchineel

The Federation's only unaccredited satirical authentic thruthiness site. Ah de nooz u duz need!

  • Home
  • About
  • Credits
  • Non Satire
    • Michael – Habitual Child Sex Predator
    • Save Our Beaches
    • The Wrong Reaction

Month: May 2017

Convicted Repeat Child Sex Predator Now Living in St. Kitts

May 31, 2017 Troll in Chief 1

We take a departure from our satire for a VERY SERIOUS SUBJECT. This is REAL news. We realize these are serious charges and thus we provide […]

Douglas Says Orange is the New Red

May 13, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

“Orange is in. I know Labour is Red, but I suggest we change our red to ‘American Orange’. I’ve tried it and I like it […]

Labour March So Massive Yuge, Almost 2 Minibusses Needed To Get Participants Home

May 13, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Today Labour held a march and nearly two dozen participants showed up despite the sweltering hot day and strong sun. So many Labour participants showed […]

Tenman Now Says He is Elevenman

May 12, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Denzil Douglas who self styled himself as “Ten man in one” and adopted the nick “tenman” wants to now change it to “Eleven man in […]

Local Ganga Growers Thank RSCNPF for Safe Storage

May 12, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

(Credit to WinnFM for photo) WinnFM has reported “Thieves steal marijuana from police container.” The Manchineel decided to do some investigative journalism and determine the […]

Douglas Calls for Ban on Chinese Visitors “Until we figure out what is going on”

May 12, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

“Denzil Douglas is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Chinese entering the Federation until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on,” his campaign […]

Douglas Says Harris May Have Been Born in China, Demands to See Birth Certificate

May 12, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Denzil Douglas is again making headlines with his statements, “Timothy Harris was born in China and therefore is not eligible to be PM of our […]

Douglas Promises Ponies, Marcella Responds with Unicorns

May 12, 2017 Troll in Chief 1

Recently former Prime Minister Denzil Douglas made headlines again when he promised free ponies to voters if he was reelected. In a rare event of […]

Coconut Tree Falls in Conaree, Denzil Calls on Harris to Resign

May 11, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

A moderately heavy rainstorm is passing St. Kitts and Nevis and will continue into tomorrow. Early damage reports include flooding, and a coconut tree which […]

Denzil Douglas Promises Free Ponies

May 11, 2017 Troll in Chief 2

Seeking to entice voters to put Labour back into power in the next election, former Prime Minister Denzil Douglas has promised a free pony to […]

Top Posts

  • Best Buy installs smart shopping carts
    Best Buy installs smart shopping carts
  • Carnival Committee to Address Lewd Behavior
    Carnival Committee to Address Lewd Behavior

Selected Posts

  • LIAT Flying Again, Offers in Flight QuarantineLIAT Flying Again, Offers in Flight Quarantine
  • New Dangerous Strain of Marijuana Found in St. KittsNew Dangerous Strain of Marijuana Found in St. Kitts
  • Horsford’s ValuMart Announces Massive Candy SaleHorsford’s ValuMart Announces Massive Candy Sale
  • PWD Says It Would Fix Half Moon Roads, “If we could find them”PWD Says It Would Fix Half Moon Roads, “If we could find them”
  • South Friars Beach Bars Told to Get Out!South Friars Beach Bars Told to Get Out!

Categories

  • Non Satire (12)
    • Dashcam Diaries – Bus Holes & Taxi Turds (7)
  • Satire (135)
    • Business (43)
      • Best Buy (1)
      • Dominos Pizza (1)
      • FLOW (11)
      • KFC (1)
      • LIAT (7)
      • Rams (4)
      • Rituals (1)
      • Sea Bridge (1)
      • SKELEC (8)
      • The Cable (2)
      • ValuMart (1)
      • Western Union (1)
    • Crime (20)
    • Environment (3)
    • Government (67)
      • CBI (Citizenship by Investment) (6)
      • Customs (1)
      • Education (1)
      • Fire Services (3)
      • Health Dept (PHD) (6)
      • Inland Revenue (IRD) (1)
      • National Housing Corp (NHC) (1)
      • National Museum (3)
      • National Security (1)
      • Parks & Beaches Unit (PBU) (4)
      • Public Works (PWD) (21)
      • RSCNPF (Police) (23)
        • Her Majesty's Prison (HMP) (1)
        • Traffic Dept (7)
      • Water Services Dept (WSD) (1)
    • International (13)
      • Florida (2)
    • Lifestyle (7)
    • Other (4)
    • Politics (19)
      • Labour (15)
      • Unity (6)
    • Tourism (21)
      • South Friars Beach (5)
    • Tronald Dump (4)
  • Seen About Town (2)
  • Uncategorized (1)

Check out our Facebook page

Check out our Facebook page

Archives

  • September 2021 (3)
  • January 2021 (1)
  • December 2020 (1)
  • November 2020 (1)
  • September 2020 (1)
  • October 2019 (1)
  • September 2019 (1)
  • March 2019 (1)
  • January 2019 (2)
  • December 2018 (1)
  • July 2018 (2)
  • May 2018 (1)
  • April 2018 (1)
  • March 2018 (1)
  • February 2018 (14)
  • January 2018 (48)
  • December 2017 (2)
  • October 2017 (11)
  • September 2017 (2)
  • August 2017 (4)
  • June 2017 (6)
  • May 2017 (10)
  • March 2017 (4)
  • February 2017 (10)
  • January 2017 (20)

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org

Copyright © 2023 | WordPress Theme by MH Themes

 

Loading Comments...