John “tint turns me on” Juffers, Acting Head of St. Kitts & Nevis Tint Terrorism Unit has announced that they will be converting his unit into a SWAT team.
“Currently we are known as St. Kitts & Nevis Tint Terrorism Unit or SKNTTU for short. We are now changing the name of our unit to St Kitts Wants All Tint – or SWAT Team for short.”
“We are also launching a new publicity campaign to alert residents to the danger of tint addition. The campaign is called Tint is Terrorism or TIT for short. We hope soon to even begin youth education in our schools and teach students about our TIT problem. We have a massive double D TIT problem in The Federation and no one is immune.”
“We hope SWAT will grab the big TIT problem with force.”