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ST.KITTS-NEVIS TOURISM SPINSTER ANNOUNCES US$3ZILLION INVESTMENT BY ELON MOSQUE

March 2, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

On March 1, 2018 the following was posted on Facebook by The Minister of Tourism for St. Kitts and Nevis (link): Many readers were skeptical, […]

KFC to Rebrand and Go Local

February 4, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

John “Frog Legs” Wolkins, the “Meat” Procurement Manager for KFC SKN announced today their intent to rebrand. “We will still be KFC, but KFC will […]

Federation Foods Introduces New Product

February 1, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

LIAT Bans Peacocks From Flying in Passenger Cabin

January 31, 2018 Troll in Chief 1

United Airlines recently at Newark airport denied boarding to a woman’s emotional support animal which happened to be a peacock. Always tinking ahead, LIAT has issued […]

SKELEC Seeks Public Help in Finding Current Thieves

January 31, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

SKELEC has appealed to the public in helping to find unauthorized electric connections and has noticed an increase in illegal connections in 2017.  Stealing electricity […]

Rams Bird Rock to Open Exhibit in National Museum

January 28, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

John “Blue Cheese” Ramikan, Head of Rams Bird Rock “Meat” Department announced today Ram’s sponsoring of a new exhibit in The National Museum. “As we […]

Rams Announces Hiring Spree

January 27, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

John “Blue Cheese” Ramikan, Head of Rams “Meat” Department said, “Rams wishes to announce that we are now hiring. Rams has been watching the gig […]

Rams Receives Donation from Harpers

January 27, 2018 Troll in Chief 2

John “Luvdatsharpiessmell” Inkerton, Head of Writing Instrument Stocking for Harpers Office Supply today announced their generous donation to Rams Grocery chain. “Harpers is a good […]

Western Union Announces Expansion in The Federation

January 15, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

John “EC easy” Wulliams of Western Union St. Kitts and Nevis today announced a new expansion in The Federation. “We are expanding our services in […]

FLOW to Prevent Fraudulent Calls

October 18, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Oct 18, 2017 Basseterre, St Kitts Recently the US Federal Government’s FEMA agency warned Virgin Islanders about fraudulent phone calls related to […]

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  • Ram’s Introduces “Priceless” Values Nearly Store Wide!Ram’s Introduces “Priceless” Values Nearly Store Wide!
  • Traffic Dept Issues New Advisory on Traffic LightsTraffic Dept Issues New Advisory on Traffic Lights
  • Traffic Department Announces Special Exemption for Red VehiclesTraffic Department Announces Special Exemption for Red Vehicles

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