Articles by Troll in Chief
Michael Andreasen to Reinvest in St. Kitts at South Friars Beach
The now infamous Michael Andreasen has decided to return to reinvest in St. Kitts after being so successful last year. Michael’s local Kittitian partner John “Never […]
LIAT Bans Peacocks From Flying in Passenger Cabin
United Airlines recently at Newark airport denied boarding to a woman’s emotional support animal which happened to be a peacock. Always tinking ahead, LIAT has issued […]
Friars Beach Bars to Relocate
The popular beach bars along South Friars have been given until the end of February to leave. Fortunately one bar owner has found an innovative […]
SKELEC Seeks Public Help in Finding Current Thieves
SKELEC has appealed to the public in helping to find unauthorized electric connections and has noticed an increase in illegal connections in 2017. Stealing electricity […]
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South Friars Beach Bars Told to Get Out!
This is NOT satire (we wish it were). Please read. On Sat Jan 27 2018 the owners of all the beach bars on South Friars […]
Canadian Tourist Complains About Sobriety Test
A Canadian tourist while visiting The Federation was suspected of driving under the influence of alcohol and stopped by RSCNPF to undergo a sobriety test. […]
Rams Bird Rock to Open Exhibit in National Museum
John “Blue Cheese” Ramikan, Head of Rams Bird Rock “Meat” Department announced today Ram’s sponsoring of a new exhibit in The National Museum. “As we […]
Rams Announces Hiring Spree
John “Blue Cheese” Ramikan, Head of Rams “Meat” Department said, “Rams wishes to announce that we are now hiring. Rams has been watching the gig […]