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RSCNPF Announces New Emergency Phone Number

June 21, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Today Officer John “Godot” Pegsun, acting PRO for the month of June, of the RSCNPF announced that as part of their crime reduction strategy the […]

RSCNPF Officially Adopts “Island Time”

June 10, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

In this video we can see that there are hundreds of cars backed up all the way from Conaree to Cayon. Hundreds of people were […]

Fair Share of Heat for All!

June 6, 2017 JungleJack 0

In an effort to equalize the heat provided to motorists on the east side of the island, the St. Christopher police force upped its efforts […]

2% Tint Announced as Schedule 1 Drug

June 6, 2017 JungleJack 0

2% Tint announced as schedule 1 drug, next to weed it is listed as the most dangerous item to posses in the federation. Citizens are […]

Local Ganga Growers Thank RSCNPF for Safe Storage

May 12, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

(Credit to WinnFM for photo) WinnFM has reported “Thieves steal marijuana from police container.” The Manchineel decided to do some investigative journalism and determine the […]

High Grade Marijuana Reaching SKN Shores

February 7, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

The Royal St. Christopher & Nevis Police Force (RSCNPF) has seized 10 pounds of marijuana near the ferry landing on the south east peninsula. The […]

HMP to Introduce Karaoke

February 7, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Her Majesty’s Prison (HMP) has announced that it will be adding karaoke to the list of programs for rehabilitating prisoners. “Currently we have work programs […]

RSCNPF to consider expanding use of fingerprinting

January 19, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

The Royal St. Christopher & Nevis Police Force is considering the use of fingerprints to aid in its investigations. John “The Luddite” Luddie, the director […]

RSCNPF to offer expedited response to 911 calls

January 19, 2017 Troll in Chief 1

In response to the homeowner who was robbed at gun point last week and who called Fire Services instead of the police, the Royal St Christopher […]

Homeowner robbed at gunpoint, calls St Kitts Fire Services for help

January 19, 2017 Troll in Chief 1

Homeowner John Bingham was robbed at gunpoint for the second time last week at his residence in Frigate Bay. This time he did something different. […]

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