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RSCNPF (Police)

Stolen Police Car Located in Half Moon

January 9, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

“Last week a police car was stolen from the Frigate Bay Outpost and we have been searching for it ever since,” said John “Pink Panther” […]

NHC and SKELEC to be brought under National Security

August 3, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Police Commissioner Queeley several months ago announced that rental cars and government vehicles (except special security vehicles with exemptions) are not allowed to have any […]

Tourist Questioned on Terrorism Suspicions

August 3, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

A resident driver of St. Kitts, Mr. Ian Boiley today may have averted a potential terrorist attack on The Federation. “I heard see sumting, say […]

RSCNPF Announces New Emergency Phone Number

June 21, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Today Officer John “Godot” Pegsun, acting PRO for the month of June, of the RSCNPF announced that as part of their crime reduction strategy the […]

RSCNPF Officially Adopts “Island Time”

June 10, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

In this video we can see that there are hundreds of cars backed up all the way from Conaree to Cayon. Hundreds of people were […]

Fair Share of Heat for All!

June 6, 2017 JungleJack 0

In an effort to equalize the heat provided to motorists on the east side of the island, the St. Christopher police force upped its efforts […]

Local Ganga Growers Thank RSCNPF for Safe Storage

May 12, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

(Credit to WinnFM for photo) WinnFM has reported “Thieves steal marijuana from police container.” The Manchineel decided to do some investigative journalism and determine the […]

High Grade Marijuana Reaching SKN Shores

February 7, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

The Royal St. Christopher & Nevis Police Force (RSCNPF) has seized 10 pounds of marijuana near the ferry landing on the south east peninsula. The […]

HMP to Introduce Karaoke

February 7, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Her Majesty’s Prison (HMP) has announced that it will be adding karaoke to the list of programs for rehabilitating prisoners. “Currently we have work programs […]

Second listening device discovered in Marcella Liburd’s vehicle

January 21, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Freedom FM reported on Dec 11, 2016 an “unauthorized recording device” was found in a vehicle of Marcella Liburd. It also stated that her residence had […]

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