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NHC and SKELEC to be brought under National Security

August 3, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Police Commissioner Queeley several months ago announced that rental cars and government vehicles (except special security vehicles with exemptions) are not allowed to have any […]

Horsford’s ValuMart Announces Massive Candy Sale

August 3, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Horsford’s ValuMart today announced a massive candy sale. Director of Marketing, John Wooley said, “Summer is about fun, and candy is fun. Halloween is still […]

FLOW to Offer DIY Modem Upgrades

March 28, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

After many complaints from users about unreliable internet, FLOW is testing new DIY modem upgrades. Currently the upgrade is in limited testing, but may be […]

CABLE workers go on strike, service levels to remain the same

February 15, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

WinnFM reports that employees of The Cable have gone on strike. On the way out the door it appears someone turned off something as Cable […]

Sea Bridge Introduces Same Day Guarantee

February 2, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

In response to chronic complaints from travelers, the Sea Bridge in an effort to increase its service levels has announced that it is introducing a […]

Best Buy installs smart shopping carts

January 19, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Local supermarket Best Buy has followed SKELEC’s Smart Meter move and has installed what it is dubbing “smart carts”. The smart carts are designed to […]

Rituals revolutionary new cheeseburger burger debuts in SKN

January 19, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Rituals Coffee Shop a well known Caribbean clone complete to logo and color scheme of US giant Starbucks has revealed a new burger line up […]

Wire blocks road again, The Cable proposes novel solution

January 19, 2017 Troll in Chief 1

For the third time this year a wire has fallen from the pole and is blocking the road near Conaree. The wire belongs to The […]

RSCNPF to offer expedited response to 911 calls

January 19, 2017 Troll in Chief 1

In response to the homeowner who was robbed at gun point last week and who called Fire Services instead of the police, the Royal St Christopher […]

After delivering low voltage yesterday, SKELEC to make up for it with high voltage today

January 19, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Areas of St Kitts were affected by low voltage conditions yesterday. Consumers complained of paying for service that they were not receiving. SKELEC has responded […]

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