PWD to Address Conaree and Half Moon Road Problem
John “Cashia Bush” Smuthson, the now Senior Manager in Charge of Weed Whacking for PWD announced today that PWD will address the serious road problems […]
Public Works (PWD)
PWD Proposes Novel Fix to Museum Degradation
John “Cashia Bush” Smuthson who is now synonymous with PWD discussed the problem of pieces of The National Museum falling on people’s heads. “Even as […]
Government to Appoint New Head of PWD
Unity spokesperson Dominique “dafuq” Dooglas finally broke the long silence regarding the issue of road repairs throughout The Federation and especially regarding Conaree and Half […]
PWD Says It Would Fix Half Moon Roads, “If we could find them”
John “Cashia Bush” Smuthson, Junior Weed Whacker Operator in Training and Public Relations Officer (JWWOTAPRO for short) has been busy lately talking to the press […]
Stolen Police Car Located in Half Moon
“Last week a police car was stolen from the Frigate Bay Outpost and we have been searching for it ever since,” said John “Pink Panther” […]
Boulder to be Granted Citizenship
Several boulders in various parts of Half Moon have been left to sit in the roadway and some have been left to sit for several […]
St Kitts to Gain an Additional Territory
The residents of Half Moon have declared their intent to separate from St. Kitts and become a third member of the Federation. An unnamed spokesperson […]
PWD Announces Eco-Road Initiative
John “Cashia Bush” Smuthson, Junior Weed Whacker Operator in Training and Public Relations Officer for PWD (Public Works Department) on behalf of PWD called for […]
Government Announces New Federal Nature Park
Today the Parks & Beaches Unit announced that a new Federal Nature Park has been created. “We already designated old sugar lands east of Kim […]
IRD and PWD Announce Partnership to Benefit Motorists
The Inland Revenue Department (IRD) and the Public Works Department (PWD) have announced a new partnership to benefit motorists. John “Holey” Smuthson, Manager of Road […]