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PWD Proposes Novel Fix to Museum Degradation

January 16, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

John “Cashia Bush” Smuthson who is now synonymous with PWD discussed the problem of pieces of The National Museum falling on people’s heads. “Even as […]

Government to Appoint New Head of PWD

January 9, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

Unity spokesperson Dominique “dafuq” Dooglas finally broke the long silence regarding the issue of road repairs throughout The Federation and especially regarding Conaree and Half […]

PWD Says It Would Fix Half Moon Roads, “If we could find them”

January 9, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

John “Cashia Bush” Smuthson, Junior Weed Whacker Operator in Training and Public Relations Officer (JWWOTAPRO for short) has been busy lately talking to the press […]

Stolen Police Car Located in Half Moon

January 9, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

“Last week a police car was stolen from the Frigate Bay Outpost and we have been searching for it ever since,” said John “Pink Panther” […]

Boulder to be Granted Citizenship

January 8, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

Several boulders in various parts of Half Moon have been left to sit in the roadway and some have been left to sit for several […]

St Kitts to Gain an Additional Territory

January 8, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

The residents of Half Moon have declared their intent to separate from St. Kitts and become a third member of the Federation. An unnamed spokesperson […]

PWD Announces Eco-Road Initiative

January 3, 2018 Troll in Chief 1

John “Cashia Bush” Smuthson, Junior Weed Whacker Operator in Training and Public Relations Officer for PWD (Public Works Department) on behalf of PWD called for […]

Government Announces New Federal Nature Park

December 9, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Today the Parks & Beaches Unit announced that a new Federal Nature Park has been created. “We already designated old sugar lands east of Kim […]

IRD and PWD Announce Partnership to Benefit Motorists

March 28, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

The Inland Revenue Department (IRD) and the Public Works Department (PWD) have announced a new partnership to benefit motorists. John “Holey” Smuthson, Manager of Road […]

Historical Pothole Filled

March 24, 2017 Troll in Chief 1

Thanks to the St. Kitts & Nevis Historical society a piece of motoring history was recently discovered and unveiled. The above photo has a picture […]

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