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LIAT Bans Peacocks From Flying in Passenger Cabin

January 31, 2018 Troll in Chief 1

United Airlines recently at Newark airport denied boarding to a woman’s emotional support animal which happened to be a peacock. Always tinking ahead, LIAT has issued […]

Friars Beach Bars to Relocate

January 31, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

The popular beach bars along South Friars have been given until the end of February to leave. Fortunately one bar owner has found an innovative […]

Canadian Tourist Complains About Sobriety Test

January 29, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

A Canadian tourist while visiting The Federation was suspected of driving under the influence of alcohol and stopped by RSCNPF to undergo a sobriety test. […]

Poutine Triangle Discovered in St. Kitts

January 26, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

An area of supernatural occurrences known as the Bermuda Triangle is well known, but lesser known is St. Kitts’ own Poutine Triangle. It is referred […]

PWD Proposes Novel Fix to Museum Degradation

January 16, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

John “Cashia Bush” Smuthson who is now synonymous with PWD discussed the problem of pieces of The National Museum falling on people’s heads. “Even as […]

50 Cent to Return to St. Kitts in Dec 2018

January 16, 2018 Troll in Chief 1

Samuel “10 Cent” Robinson, 50 Cent’s Manager announced earlier that 50 Cent wants his $1100 back from St. Kitts. As it turns out, he plans […]

50 Cent Wants His $1100 Back from St. Kitts

January 16, 2018 Troll in Chief 1

In 2016 during his performance at MusicFest, 50 Cent was arrested for indecent language and fined $1100. Samuel “10 Cent” Robinson, 50 Cent’s Manager told […]

Tourist Air Evacuated from Rental Villa

January 9, 2018 Troll in Chief 0

Last night on January 8th, 2018 a tourist visiting St. Kitts from Halifax had to be air evacuated and is expected to make a full […]

Government Announces New Federal Nature Park

December 9, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Today the Parks & Beaches Unit announced that a new Federal Nature Park has been created. “We already designated old sugar lands east of Kim […]

Tourist Questioned on Terrorism Suspicions

August 3, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

A resident driver of St. Kitts, Mr. Ian Boiley today may have averted a potential terrorist attack on The Federation. “I heard see sumting, say […]

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