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FLOW to Offshore Repair Department

October 16, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Oct 16, 2017 Basseterre, St Kitts FLOW has signed a contract with a telecom firm in India to provide repair services for […]

FLOW to Add New Mobile Prefix

October 16, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Oct 16, 2017 Basseterre, St Kitts Currently FLOW mobile customers enjoy the prefixes 662, 663, and 664 while Digicel uses 7xx and […]

FLOW to Defer Repairs Until After Hurricane Season

October 13, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Oct 13, 2017 Basseterre, St Kitts Hurricanes Irma and Maria damaged many poles and caused outages of Cable, FLOW and electricity. Cable […]

An Immigrant Pole Writes Home

September 11, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Dear Mom & Dad, I’ve enclosed a selfie of myself as well as a photo I asked my neighbor to take of me. I want […]

FLOW to Upgrade Caller ID for 911

September 7, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

FLOW has announced that it will upgrade its caller ID system to assist businesses and consumers, but more specifically 911 and emergency services. Daniel “Mountain […]

NHC and SKELEC to be brought under National Security

August 3, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Police Commissioner Queeley several months ago announced that rental cars and government vehicles (except special security vehicles with exemptions) are not allowed to have any […]

Traffic Department Announces Special Exemption for Red Vehicles

August 3, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Acting PRO for the Traffic Department, John “Where de tint” Murtin announced today blanket immunity for vehicles that were red in colour. “Red vehicles have […]

Horsford’s ValuMart Announces Massive Candy Sale

August 3, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Horsford’s ValuMart today announced a massive candy sale. Director of Marketing, John Wooley said, “Summer is about fun, and candy is fun. Halloween is still […]

Tourist Questioned on Terrorism Suspicions

August 3, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

A resident driver of St. Kitts, Mr. Ian Boiley today may have averted a potential terrorist attack on The Federation. “I heard see sumting, say […]

RSCNPF Announces New Emergency Phone Number

June 21, 2017 Troll in Chief 0

Today Officer John “Godot” Pegsun, acting PRO for the month of June, of the RSCNPF announced that as part of their crime reduction strategy the […]

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Selected Posts

  • KFC to Rebrand and Go LocalKFC to Rebrand and Go Local
  • ST.KITTS-NEVIS TOURISM SPINSTER ANNOUNCES US$3ZILLION INVESTMENT BY ELON MOSQUEST.KITTS-NEVIS TOURISM SPINSTER ANNOUNCES US$3ZILLION INVESTMENT BY ELON MOSQUE
  • “Foot” Diseases Spread to the Federation“Foot” Diseases Spread to the Federation
  • FLOW Announces New Broadband SpeedsFLOW Announces New Broadband Speeds
  • Coy Resorts to Cease Current OperationsCoy Resorts to Cease Current Operations

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