Government to Appoint New Head of PWD
Unity spokesperson Dominique “dafuq” Dooglas finally broke the long silence regarding the issue of road repairs throughout The Federation and especially regarding Conaree and Half […]
PWD Says It Would Fix Half Moon Roads, “If we could find them”
John “Cashia Bush” Smuthson, Junior Weed Whacker Operator in Training and Public Relations Officer (JWWOTAPRO for short) has been busy lately talking to the press […]
Tourist Air Evacuated from Rental Villa
Last night on January 8th, 2018 a tourist visiting St. Kitts from Halifax had to be air evacuated and is expected to make a full […]
Stolen Police Car Located in Half Moon
“Last week a police car was stolen from the Frigate Bay Outpost and we have been searching for it ever since,” said John “Pink Panther” […]
New Dangerous Strain of Marijuana Found in St. Kitts
According to some residents a new very dangerous strain of marijuana has been discovered in St. Kitts. Apparently some students at the CFBC agricultural program […]
Dr Douglas to Abandon Blackberry in Favor of Samsung Note 7
Ms. Siobhon “Labafahevuh” Lows the acting Public Relations Officer of Propoganda (PROP) for the Labour Party issued the following statement. “Dr. Douglas is currently on […]
Boulder to be Granted Citizenship
Several boulders in various parts of Half Moon have been left to sit in the roadway and some have been left to sit for several […]
St Kitts to Gain an Additional Territory
The residents of Half Moon have declared their intent to separate from St. Kitts and become a third member of the Federation. An unnamed spokesperson […]
Unity Resolves for 2018 to Forget About IPL for Another Year
The Manchineel reached out to Unity regarding IPL. Unity Spokesman for Undesirable Questions, John “Delaydem” Norburd said, “Previously we had stated that we simply do […]
PWD Announces Eco-Road Initiative
John “Cashia Bush” Smuthson, Junior Weed Whacker Operator in Training and Public Relations Officer for PWD (Public Works Department) on behalf of PWD called for […]