Tourist Air Evacuated from Rental Villa
Last night on January 8th, 2018 a tourist visiting St. Kitts from Halifax had to be air evacuated and is expected to make a full […]
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Stolen Police Car Located in Half Moon
“Last week a police car was stolen from the Frigate Bay Outpost and we have been searching for it ever since,” said John “Pink Panther” […]
New Dangerous Strain of Marijuana Found in St. Kitts
According to some residents a new very dangerous strain of marijuana has been discovered in St. Kitts. Apparently some students at the CFBC agricultural program […]
Boulder to be Granted Citizenship
Several boulders in various parts of Half Moon have been left to sit in the roadway and some have been left to sit for several […]
St Kitts to Gain an Additional Territory
The residents of Half Moon have declared their intent to separate from St. Kitts and become a third member of the Federation. An unnamed spokesperson […]
Unity Resolves for 2018 to Forget About IPL for Another Year
The Manchineel reached out to Unity regarding IPL. Unity Spokesman for Undesirable Questions, John “Delaydem” Norburd said, “Previously we had stated that we simply do […]
PWD Announces Eco-Road Initiative
John “Cashia Bush” Smuthson, Junior Weed Whacker Operator in Training and Public Relations Officer for PWD (Public Works Department) on behalf of PWD called for […]
PWD Resolves for 2018 to Repair and Clear Even Fewer Roads
John “Cashia Bush” Smuthson, Junior Weed Whacker Operator in Training and Public Relations Officer for PWD (Public Works Department) told The Manchineel, “Some roads in […]
Government Announces New Federal Nature Park
Today the Parks & Beaches Unit announced that a new Federal Nature Park has been created. “We already designated old sugar lands east of Kim […]
Dr. Douglas to Undergo Emergency Surgery
Reports of Dr. Douglas being rushed to JNF last night (Oct 28) are circulating various social media platforms. Ms. Siobhon “Labafuever” Lows said, “Dr. Douglas […]