FLOW to Add New Mobile Prefix
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Oct 16, 2017 Basseterre, St Kitts Currently FLOW mobile customers enjoy the prefixes 662, 663, and 664 while Digicel uses 7xx and […]
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FLOW to Defer Repairs Until After Hurricane Season
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Oct 13, 2017 Basseterre, St Kitts Hurricanes Irma and Maria damaged many poles and caused outages of Cable, FLOW and electricity. Cable […]
An Immigrant Pole Writes Home
Dear Mom & Dad, I’ve enclosed a selfie of myself as well as a photo I asked my neighbor to take of me. I want […]
FLOW to Upgrade Caller ID for 911
FLOW has announced that it will upgrade its caller ID system to assist businesses and consumers, but more specifically 911 and emergency services. Daniel “Mountain […]
NHC and SKELEC to be brought under National Security
Police Commissioner Queeley several months ago announced that rental cars and government vehicles (except special security vehicles with exemptions) are not allowed to have any […]
Traffic Department Announces Special Exemption for Red Vehicles
Acting PRO for the Traffic Department, John “Where de tint” Murtin announced today blanket immunity for vehicles that were red in colour. “Red vehicles have […]
Horsford’s ValuMart Announces Massive Candy Sale
Horsford’s ValuMart today announced a massive candy sale. Director of Marketing, John Wooley said, “Summer is about fun, and candy is fun. Halloween is still […]
Tourist Questioned on Terrorism Suspicions
A resident driver of St. Kitts, Mr. Ian Boiley today may have averted a potential terrorist attack on The Federation. “I heard see sumting, say […]
RSCNPF Announces New Emergency Phone Number
Today Officer John “Godot” Pegsun, acting PRO for the month of June, of the RSCNPF announced that as part of their crime reduction strategy the […]
RSCNPF Officially Adopts “Island Time”
In this video we can see that there are hundreds of cars backed up all the way from Conaree to Cayon. Hundreds of people were […]