50 Cent to Return to St. Kitts in Dec 2018
Samuel “10 Cent” Robinson, 50 Cent’s Manager announced earlier that 50 Cent wants his $1100 back from St. Kitts. As it turns out, he plans […]
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Traffic Dept Issues New Advisory on Traffic Lights
John “Sugar Cane” Smoth, Acting Director of Traffic Control Systems for the Traffic Department wishes to advise the driving public about the upcoming activation of […]
NASA to Choose Mars Candidate From St. Kitts & Nevis
NASA has turned its sights outward towards The Caribbean, specifically St. Kitts & Nevis. James “Rocketman” Jones, Mars Mars Agency Recruitment Specialist (MARS) said, “We […]
50 Cent Wants His $1100 Back from St. Kitts
In 2016 during his performance at MusicFest, 50 Cent was arrested for indecent language and fined $1100. Samuel “10 Cent” Robinson, 50 Cent’s Manager told […]
Carnival Committee to Address Lewd Behavior
John “The Ark” Woffard, the Acting Moral Spokesperson for Carnival 2017 announced that in response to complaints of residents about lewd behavior during the march […]
RSCNPF to Create SWAT Team
John “tint turns me on” Juffers, Acting Head of St. Kitts & Nevis Tint Terrorism Unit has announced that they will be converting his unit […]
Western Union Announces Expansion in The Federation
John “EC easy” Wulliams of Western Union St. Kitts and Nevis today announced a new expansion in The Federation. “We are expanding our services in […]
Government Announces Duty Free Import of Tanks
John “tint turns me on” Juffers, Acting Head of St. Kitts Tint Terrorism Unit (known by others as St Kitts Wants all Tint or SWAT […]
Unity Denies Links to Russia
Unity spokesperson of the week John “Big Package” Looburd responded to the latest allegations from ten centimeter man today. Mr Looburd said, “These latest allegations […]
Government to Appoint New Head of PWD
Unity spokesperson Dominique “dafuq” Dooglas finally broke the long silence regarding the issue of road repairs throughout The Federation and especially regarding Conaree and Half […]